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uncle squeaky's naked puzzle basement

oh boy, here we go, another self-aggrandizing shitpile by another talentless, self-styled "artist". who writes this crap?
oh. wait. this is my blog
Aug 29 '14

lmao can’t stop thinking about things that make me sad

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Aug 29 '14


the only way a pair of tacky engraved spoons are going to change my life is by making me $50 poorer

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Aug 29 '14

there are many cops out tonite. its a good day to be white and affluent

1 note Tags: lol who am I kidding it's ALWAYS a good day to be white and affluent

Aug 29 '14
  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

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Aug 29 '14


hi i have 1200 followers now (somehow)

im giving away a full set of class stranges+vintages+cool and spicy cosmetic items

like/reblog, i will choose… in a week (9/4)

u do not have to follow me but.. if u look at my blog.. its not 2 bad.. ;-)

thanks and have a great day!

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Aug 28 '14

(Source: de-la-ciudad)

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Aug 28 '14

just about ready to delete my twitter account so I don’t have to hear about any more moronic “thinkpieces” from either uninformed unintelligent side of this fucking moronic controversy

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Aug 28 '14

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Aug 28 '14
I think one thing you can do to help your friends who are depressed is to reach out to them not in the spirit of helping, but in the spirit of liking them and wanting their company. “I’m here to help if you ever need me” is good to know, but hard to act on, especially when you’re in a dark place. Specific, ongoing, pleasure-based invitations are much easier to absorb. “I’m here. Let’s go to the movies. Or stay in and order takeout and watch some dumb TV.” “I’m having a party, it would be really great if you could come for a little while.” Ask them for help with things you know they are good at and like doing, so there is reciprocity and a way for them to contribute. “Will you come over Sunday and help me clear my closet of unfashionable and unflattering items? I trust your eye.” “Will you read this story I wrote and help me fix the dialogue?” “Want to make dinner together? You chop, I’ll assemble.” “I am going glasses shopping and I need another set of eyes.” Remind yourself why you like this person, and in the process, remind them that they are likable and worth your time and interest.

Talk to the parts of the person that aren’t being eaten by the depression. Make it as easy as possible to make and keep plans, if you have the emotional resources to be the initiator and to meet your friends a little more than halfway. If the person turns down a bunch of invitations in a row because (presumably) they don’t have the energy to be social, respect their autonomy by giving it a month or two and then try again. Keep the invitations simple; “Any chance we could have breakfast Saturday?” > “ARE YOU AVOIDING ME BECAUSE YOU’RE DEPRESSED OR BECAUSE YOU HATE ME I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU.” “I miss you and I want to see you” > “I’m worried about you.” A depressed person is going to have a shame spiral about how their shame is making them avoid you and how that’s giving them more shame, which is making them avoid you no matter what you do. No need for you to call attention to it. Just keep asking. “I want to see you” “Let’s do this thing.” “If you are feeling low, I understand, and I don’t want to impose on you, but I miss your face. Please come have coffee with me.” “Apology accepted. ApologIES accepted. So. Gelato and Outlander?”

#613: How do I reach out to my friends who have depression? | Captain Awkward

P.S. A lot of people with depression and other mental illnesses have trouble making decisions or choosing from a bunch of different options. “Wanna get dinner at that pizza place on Tuesday night?” is a LOT easier to answer than “So wanna hang out sometime? What do you want to do?”

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Aug 28 '14



The very first Peanuts strip, October 2, 1950


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